Holy. Shit. Yes. This is absolutely that UConn needs more of. Mascots who are willing to serve other mascots a beatdown. And out mascot is a Husky, so we're completely capable of being a force to be reckoned with in the mascot world. I actually (sadly) spend a significant amount of time on YouTube looking at videos of the Oregon Duck because he's just so freaking funny. He gropes cheerleaders, he grabs his fleshy patch of duck-genitalia and gestures violently to the other team, he BREAKDANCES. Jonathan The Husky just swaggers around and claps his hand and takes pictures with little kids. Everytime I see that mascot I think about how much better of a job I could do. Give me 20 minutes in that costume and there will be at least three crying children, severe tears in the other mascot's uniform, and free t-shirts for all...as long as I get to use the t-shirt gun.
Come on, UConn, we can do better.
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