If this isn't the American Dream, I don't know what is

And this is why I love this country. Because if you really, really want to, you can roll around all over the place, high on PCP, confused as fuck, and all people will do is film you and shake their heads. I'll be completely honest, too...this guy knows how to move. Kickin' his legs, slappin' his belly like a bongo drum, just loving the fact that he's got an extra 300 pounds to play with while he's tripping face. I mean if there was ever the perfect time to be fat, this is it. And to Coup de Gras, we get to see about 3/4 of his jiggly chocolate behind, which in PCP land is like 2 steps away from straight up boning. Fuck traffic, fuck pedestrians, fuck the guy filming this entire baffling scene, he's gonna shake it like a polaroid picture and we're gonna recognize that this is why America is the greatest country in the world.