Friday, December 24, 2010

Sooo this guy is a beast.


I guess there will always be a market for this guy to play a crazy fuck. Literally the only two times I've seen him he's been grunting and hitting things aimlessly and running around with no real direction and just trying to kill someone until they are super dead. He also gets outwitted every time by a smaller dude and then the jokes on him and he's the one who's toast, so sucks to be him in movies because his role lasts 10-15 minutes before he's all running off a cliff or waddling into impending doom. But not to worry, one day another script will call for a burly, 6'7 man to grunt and hit things with a club/general large object and he will be put to work once again!

Monday, December 20, 2010





Shit's real, people.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

If animals could talk


This is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Mostly because listening to animals with british accents is hilarious in itself. Enjoy.

P.S. Make this full screen to see it properly.

Amazing, amazing.



Actor's Acting by The New York Times

If you haven't seen this yet, definitely check it out because it's pretty damn cool. Basically, The Times asked 14 different actors to portray one of the typical character-types in Hollywood. My two favorites are probably Matt Damon's and James Franco's, but honestly, if you really watch the facial expressions and subtle movements, they're all freakin' fantastic.


Monday, December 13, 2010



Sometimes, the world is just really fucking beautiful and I know this is probably color boosted and everything, but damn, I just want to freeze the time/space continuum and curl up inside this wave. Maybe set up one of those hammocks with its own stand included.

P.S. I'm super fucking high.





Sunday, December 12, 2010

Oh, Hey Sarah Palin


“As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?”
Sarah Palin

Should I be worried that this woman is pioneering the political sphere? I really think so. I say this because I'm watching "Sarah Palin's Alaska" and I'm a little concerned. I mean, why should i think that because you go looking for bears and catch trout with your bare hands (or something like that...) that you should be running the country? You're scarin' me, Sarah.


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!


Ever watched Richie Rich as a 20 year-old or older?

Possibly the best movie I've seen in my life. There's is a laser fight on the top of Mount Richmore at the end. That should draw anyone in.

Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Mine was fabulous, especially when my Nana got a little drunk and lifted up her shirt to show us all how toned her stomach is.

Check out my uncle on the left, lookin' all crazy and stuff.


I already booked it back to school. On Friday, in fact. I couldn't get back here fast enough. Three hours at home (with 2 of those hours being occupied by dinner and doing laundry) is more than enough for me.

Enjoy your last few Thanksgiving hours!